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even the winner choked
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Thursday, 07 November 2019
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the octopus is psyched!
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Saturday, 02 November 2019
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hey, i could be a resume writer!
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Tuesday, 22 October 2019
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oceanic eulogies
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Thursday, 17 October 2019
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plays bagpipes on "the sound of silence"
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Saturday, 12 October 2019
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robot unemployment remains at 0%
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Wednesday, 09 October 2019
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and you can't talk and not be insensitive at the same time
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Monday, 23 September 2019
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the bar gets even more defensive
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Monday, 09 September 2019
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or just let me cut your head off
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Thursday, 05 September 2019
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then i can start paying back my student loans for business school!
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Monday, 02 September 2019
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and don't worry about birth control
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Tuesday, 27 August 2019
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but crullers are free
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Thursday, 22 August 2019
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although he insists it's just hair growth meds
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Friday, 16 August 2019
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actually he just really hates myra
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Tuesday, 13 August 2019
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i will also make a milkshake come out of my penis in the middle of the night!
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Wednesday, 31 July 2019
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no, but there's an applebee's
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Saturday, 27 July 2019
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the mobius strip of careers
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Monday, 22 July 2019
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snakes are a great source of protein!
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Sunday, 14 July 2019
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and you might want to get rid of the dead guy in the trunk
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Wednesday, 10 July 2019
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"however i will be unable to prance until tomorrow!"
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Friday, 05 July 2019
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okay, i just pet a dog, now it's only thirteen seconds...
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Tuesday, 25 June 2019
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still more pleasant than the bi-polar bougainvillea
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Thursday, 20 June 2019
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maybe i'll hire someone to hold it up to my mouth
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Saturday, 15 June 2019
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actually i do need a handkerchief -- for my skull blood!
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Monday, 10 June 2019
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bless you
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and no more collars!
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Wednesday, 29 May 2019
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